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Mildly Inappropriate 3d Prints

$4.50 – $18.00

Bag of Dicks: Two different kinds of valve stem covers and push pins! Which one suits you best? You decide! You will receive FOUR penii for your hard earned dollars. Quite a bargain, if I do say so myself. And I do.
Several things to note:

  • The valve stem covers go directly on the valve. You must remove the cap.
  • Realistic dicks measure approximately 1.25″ x 1″
  • Cartoon dicks measure approximately 1.15″ x 0.5″
  • We have some of these in stock, but often they are custom printed. If the color you order IS in stock, it will be shipped on the next shipping date.

 

Dickasauruses. Say it. Out loud. You giggled, didn’t you? Proof positive that you NEED one of these in your life. Or maybe you know someone who does. Count yourself lucky if you are among the few who find humor in such things, as most of us are 12 year old boys. Or ….not.
Several things to note:

  • Dinosaurs are cool.
  • Dicks are funny.
  • Combine the two for absolute hilarity.
  • These are custom printed for you when you order them.

Please allow up to 8 days for your custom ordered item to be shipped.


 

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Dickasauruses. Dickasaurii? I don’t know. In the interest of fairness, and in keeping with giving credit where credit is due, the files for these can be found at online – I cannot provide a link for one, but the other is located at http://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4570616 (this link goes up and down as Thingiverse decides whether or not it will host “adult” items) and I got them freely on the internet, and if you would like to print your own, you can too.

Penii is the culturally accepted plural for penis, although it might just be my culture, because how often are multiple penises referred to? No idea. Penii sounds more worldly. Like octopi or virii. *shrug*

In the interest of fairness, and in keeping with giving credit where credit is due, the files for these can be found for free online at https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3930464 and https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3693530 if you have your own printer and would like to print your own. These links also go up and down, however, at the time of posting, they were live and active.